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I swear to Narthlu's Sweaty Star ye shall delight to know death this day.
By Blirnebled's Skull, ye shall delight to taste my armor.
I swear by Warm Kothvrim, I shall delight to smite you!
I swear by the Bastard Laughter of Daugobroem, Rider of the Mydiflo Fog I shall delight to harm thee from beard to tongue!
By Zouloræth's Gold Bone, thy ears will taste my arrow.
In the name of Abeovam the Father, god of the Ankralings I shall savage ye from eyes to gut!
I swear to Parsæonce's Glad Song, I will rend thy soul!
I swear to Amæylek of the Wooden Laughter, god of the Shimoeoians, thy beard will taste my bow.
By Blornudom's Ichorous Gut!
I swear by the Greatness of Housgram, Dreamer of the Indelible Wood, ye shall taste my bow.
In the name of Nogbrum the Shifting, worshipped by the Lmepos in their dark crypts in the black dreams of madmen, I shall savage your fists!
In the name of Uunthgrom's Black Stone you will know death this day.
I swear to Dauguthoek, Shieldbuilder of Zynigryth, god of the Drekalings, you will taste my shield.
I swear by the Odor of Kothidym of the Yimoqians thee will sleep forever this day.
By Atigor's Rock, your fingernails shall delight to taste my blade.
By Ataerem's Heel, I shall hew thee!
In the name of the Slavering Odor of Ateogrub, Deathgrinder of Lmgrim, I shall delight to smash you!
I swear by Crimyblod's Mysterious Breath, I shall delight to hack your beard!
I swear by the Beauty of Eyvram, Skullblight of Hosbrik, I will harm thy fangs!
By the Enormous Toad of Iyqgheh of the Mydyyites thee shall delight to meet death this day.
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